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Charlottesville’s Mac and Cheese Delights
Mac and cheese is not just a pasta dish; it is an art and a delicacy. One might even say it's the best dish to ever...
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You Need to be Gambling
“The first rule of an investment is don’t lose. And the second rule of an investment is don’t forget the first rule....
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The First-Annual Jefferson Independent College Rankings
Tired of "indubitably heinous" college rankings? Welcome to the true roster of America's universities.
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Putin Backs Greater Virginia Expansion
Motivated by Putin’s historical justification for the invasion of Ukraine, the state of Virginia consumed 45 of the...
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UVA Construction Extended By Popular Demand
The constant cacophony of clattering, drilling, and shouting emanating from UVA’s various construction sites has come...
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Senate Dress Code Advice from a College Male
“What will the Senate look like in the coming years?” The question often asked by the American public has just become...
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University of Virginia Announces Helmets Will Be Required For All Students Attending Football Games
In a shocking move by the University of Virginia, President Jim Ryan announced Tuesday that every student must wear a...
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UVA Student Contracts COVID-19 in Central Grounds Garage, but says he is ‘thankful to do my part to help crush the curve’
Second-year student Charlie Gillian contracted COVID-19 in Central Grounds Garage last Wednesday while fulfilling his...
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Lifelong Virginia Tech Loyalist Finally Transfers to UVA amid Changes in Student Culture
After two years attending Virginia Tech, Blacksburg native Zach Wilson has made the decision to transfer to the...
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