The Tommyknocker
Candle-Gate: Liberals’ War on Wax
With the release of UVA’s Annual Fire Safety and Security Report, we are once again burdened with tragic news: for...
Read MoreSatire
The Tommyknocker
The Tommyknocker
Putin Backs Greater Virginia Expansion
Motivated by Putin’s historical justification for the invasion of Ukraine, the state of Virginia consumed 45 of the...
Read More
The Tommyknocker
UVA Construction Extended By Popular Demand
The constant cacophony of clattering, drilling, and shouting emanating from UVA’s various construction sites has come...
Read More
The Tommyknocker
Senate Dress Code Advice from a College Male
“What will the Senate look like in the coming years?” The question often asked by the American public has just become...
Read More
The Tommyknocker
TJI’s Covid Response Policy
Disclaimer: We are not doctors. Talk to a real one. Don’t sue. Let me paint a picture for you: After a long, lonely...
Read More
The Tommyknocker
Canceling Student Debt is Stupid: Here’s Why
Joe Biden continued on his disaster of a presidency the other day by announcing plans to cancel student debt (you can...
Read More
The Tommyknocker
Step by Step Instructions – But for UVA Students
As we have all seen over the past few days, President' Joe Biden was recently caught with an embarrassingly specific...
Read More
The Tommyknocker
Heroism: Bodo’s Keeps Mask Recommendation In Place
We all owe a debt of gratitude to Bodo’s on the Corner for keeping their mask recommendation in place despite...
Read More
The Tommyknocker
UVA Men’s Team Pursues Fast-Break Transition to Win in 2023
The University of Virginia women’s basketball team had a tough season this year, ranking the lowest in the ACC and...
Read More
The Tommyknocker
Admitted Student of the Class of 2026 Reveals Essay Reading “F UVA”
On Friday, the University of Virginia released early action admission decisions for the class of 2026. With a...
Read More