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Fourth Year, Fifth Down: UVA 0, Tradition 1
Step aside, football playbooks, because this weekend Scott Stadium hosted an AA meeting instead. It started with us...
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Newcomb Dining Hall: Come for the Food, Stay Because You’re Still in Line
Step aside, Michelin-starred eateries—Newcomb Dining Hall at UVA is here to redefine your standards of culinary...
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PC ‘25 B.C.: What Sorority History’s Most Iconic Women Would Join
Greek life at UVA is a carefully curated mix of an alarming amount of matching sweatshirts, chapter drama, and...
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PC ‘76: Which Frat Every Founding Father Would Join
Every rush cycle, we see the same characters: the legacy kid who was practically born into the chapter, the social...
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Candle-Gate: Liberals’ War on Wax
With the release of UVA’s Annual Fire Safety and Security Report, we are once again burdened with tragic news: for...
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Putin Backs Greater Virginia Expansion
Motivated by Putin’s historical justification for the invasion of Ukraine, the state of Virginia consumed 45 of the...
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UVA Construction Extended By Popular Demand
The constant cacophony of clattering, drilling, and shouting emanating from UVA’s various construction sites has come...
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Senate Dress Code Advice from a College Male
“What will the Senate look like in the coming years?” The question often asked by the American public has just become...
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TJI’s Covid Response Policy
Disclaimer: We are not doctors. Talk to a real one. Don’t sue. Let me paint a picture for you: After a long, lonely...
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Canceling Student Debt is Stupid: Here’s Why
Joe Biden continued on his disaster of a presidency the other day by announcing plans to cancel student debt (you can...
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